No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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