Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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