I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
it's not cheating when I paid for it
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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