she looked like the bat from fern gully.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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