He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
