i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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