My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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