Are we in a gay sports bar?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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