You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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