My brain says no but my pants say off.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize
