Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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