my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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