he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I would ride that face into the sunset
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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