Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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