Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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