Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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