More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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