Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
third nipple confirmed
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
