he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Randomize
