Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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