singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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