I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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