Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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