my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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