We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
so let's talk penis.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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