I think I am morally bankrupt
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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