After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so let's talk penis.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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