Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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