There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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