whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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