its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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