So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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