i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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