Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
my liver is dry heaving
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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