I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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