So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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