Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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