I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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