apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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