oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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