Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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