I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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