I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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