you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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