we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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