Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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