Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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