I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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