Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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