just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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