Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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